Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 06, 2023

keep trying, Poncho, you’ll think of something eventually

Well, I will call it a Poncho Shuffle if it makes you happy, Poncho.

on the plus side. that shuffle scratches your itch Poncho!

… butt no other dog does it quite the way you do.

That 3rd panel had me llolnflollmpmi(Literally laughing out loud, not figuratively laughing out loud like most people mean it). That’s probably too long to catch on.

Well, the “Curly Shuffle” didn’t really catch on either, but it’s still named after him.

I have never had a dog who did the butt scoot. Thank God !

I’m the funky little mutt named Poncho Pooch,

I put my butt on the ground, and Scooch! Scooch! Scooch!

We’re not here to cause no trouble,

We’re just here to do the Poncho Shuffle.

Chazz, Chazz, Chazz…

I’m sure there’ve been over-compensating short guys since the dawn of time, but nobody thought to call it a Napoleon Complex until Bonaparte. If Poncho can become FAMOUS for butt-scooting, “the Poncho Shuffle” might become a thing. Make a Tik Tok, and hope it goes viral.

Worm medicine will cure that.

Hey Poncho. Oftentimes they name new and incurable diseases after the first person (or dog)that it’s identified in. You could go that route. …of course the fame generally comes posthumously.

My cat Tyler has originated the Tyler Twist! He twists himself up like a pretzel. Wish I could post a pic. Too cute.

Now he needs a cork in the other end. :)