Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 03, 2023

You’re right Doc. That sickle is very distracting.

My dentist uses that technique and it works. The best nurses do too.

So has his right hand been removed or does he have a very long nose?

Why, it’s almost like he’s totally unfamiliar with the burgeoning field of medical malpractice…

“I’m going to cut your leg off at the knee to distract you from the surgeon removing your appendix.”

Put a sock in it!

I’m confused. The patient appears to be missing his right hand. Is the hook to replace it? Or is that his nose which needs reducing? LOL.

I Changed my mind, I don’t want to be a commie.

Well, that hook would totally distract me!

“That’s funny, with that mask you can’t tell you worked in the former White House… "

It was developed at Trump School of Medicine.

Maybe the doctor could have used a red herring as a red herring.

Frankly, I don’t want to be familiar with it.

I don’t like the looks of that other puppet.

hope the doc prescribes the high potency placebos…

The latest innovation in the field of Awake Surgery.

Run dude