Herman by Jim Unger for January 12, 2023

“Meanwhile in Steven Spielberg’s house….”

It’s the yeast you could do.

Do you really knead a gun?

You got a gluten of it.

Use raisin bullets.

Looks like last nights pudding.

Made their version of the blob.

Sourdough on the rampage. Always knew it would happen. Any visit to west coast by an ‘eastie’ usually ends up with What’s up with that sourdough bread thing? Don’t they ever bake ‘real’ bread?

It’s the Yeast “East of the Sun (West of the Moon)”

Ella Fitzgerald sings:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g7pqUF6QZSM

Did yeast help create this beast? Maybe it just kneads something.

Looks like someone got a rise out of it.

It better be a ray gun.

“Beware of the Blob! It creeps, and leaps, and glides and slides across the floor.”

Aaahhhh!!!! It’s ALIVE!! KILL it!! It is a shame when your food doesn’t agree with you.

I made bread last night and didn’t have that problem…wonder if I’m using the wrong yeast???

When I was first married, I chided my wife when she was making bread. The dough was rising very pronouncedly and mushrooming out of the bowl.

So I started mimicking a horror movie scene, “Thump, thump, and then it ate the bowl. Thump, thump, and then it ate the counter. Thump, thump, and then it ate the dishwasher.”

“We don’t have a dishwasher.”

“Yeah, I know, it just ate it. Get the dog and let’s leave.”

My wife once tried to make doughnuts. The yeast was apparently bad. They didn’t turn out like doughnuts. So she gave one to the dog. She went outside and buried it.

The Sourdough That Ate Cincinnati

Made a bread one time, maybe too much yeast. It almost filled the oven while baking but I’ll be darned if it didn’t taste really good.

The blob rises again‼️

It’s been expanding for how long?

And hurry…….

Or you could pinch off hundreds of pieces and be really popular in the local friendship bread association.

Too much yeast?

You’re gonna need a bigger bread pan.

As I recall, guns weren’t too effective against the blob.

They have to hide in the walk-in freezer. It won’t follow them in, because it doesn’t like the cold

Baking powder killed by gun powder.

When “Friendship Bread” goes bad.

Looks like a real uprising to me.