Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 07, 2023

As if Owen didn’t already have enough problems!!!

Awwww :(

I’m only in my mid-70s and have found that my body, still in better shape than most, is showing signs of being finite. The clock seems to be ticking louder these days.

Awww!

Owen, you now have an important role for existing, whatever it is you are now.

It’s not me, it’s you.

Did I hear a giggle from baby doll? In life, you will see some pain. Owen is there to make sure of it.

However, you ARE talking to an entity that was previously alive, died and is back in a noncorporeal form…..

Beatrice!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go to a cemetery. Look at all the dates and ages on the gravestones. Notice how many died before reaching your current age.

You don’t see the ones who never died or haven’t died yet. Most likely it’s a matter of “haven’t died yet” rather than “never died.” In many cases, it’s a matter of Nobody bothered to mark that they ever lived at all.

—In which the Creepy Little Girl, otherwise known as Beatrice, sticks it to the pathetic excuse for a ghost, Owen, and we laugh at the tragedy….