Garfield by Jim Davis for January 31, 2023

Well the million ways outnumbers the other so why not?

This month went by kinda slow

the best advice?

don’t listen to Garfield’s advice

Oh, do tell, Garfield, the easy way to stick to the diet.

Maybe Garfield, should go on a Jenny Craig diet.

The kind of advice that will get you that pie in the face…..

It looks like he’s eating someone’s blue dentures.

The slice of pie looks a bit…bizarro.

Why does your blueberry pie look like a mouth with blue teeth, Garfield? The blueberries are lined up perfectly.

I do the same thing.

So you’re saying not sticking with a diet is easy as pie, Garfield?

That sounds about right

That pie looked like a shape of a croc!!!!

My first thought: When has Garfield got dentures?

Trust me, Garfield, we ALL know a million ways to cheat on a diet.

The lasagna’s missing again.

you’re on a diet?

He is eating all the 4 original food groups! Crust; butter-dairy, flour-wheat bread, blueberries-fruit, cornstarch-corn vegetable.

Garfield chooses to go where the odds are in his favor.

Well that’s your personal o-pie-nion, cat.

That pie looks like it’s ready to bite him back.

Those look more like ball bearings than they do blueberries.

I was about to say, when was the last time we ever saw blueberry pie make an appearance in the strip?

Keep all things in moderation, especially the moderation.

Thats either a weird pie or the weirdest dentals I have ever seen.

If you go back to old habits you’ll go back to that body. It has to be a permanent change in lifestyle. If you want to eat like a farmer, you’d best work like a farmer, or you’ll be built like a cow.

It’s much easier to stick to food than to stick to a diet.

No such thing as a “healthy diet.” No such thing as “healthy food.” It’s all a scam. 90% of Americans suffer from excess nutrition. “Doctor, tell me what to eat so I can lose weight.” “How about eating less?” “No! No! Anything but that!”

who remembers the old Efferdent commercial?

https://youtu.be/DcO3Bd3NC7Q

Hope those pearly blues are soft…

Well, if he knows one way to stick to a diet, that is one more than I’m aware of .

Those are some neatly stacked blueberries!

as he knows a way to keep onto your diet for real, goofy Garfield.

Garfield is on the ‘see food’ diet. Except of course for raisins.

Sigh……….