Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for January 17, 2023

Turn it up and see if she smiles

That’s not the proper volume to listen to Simon and Garfunkel’s Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M.

THROW THE BREAKER LOUD!

I’ll turn it down when vegan month ends.

Not possible.

The people in the next county are complaining about the noise.

Headphones would resolve the situation and you both would be happy. Splurge on a pair of Bose headphones. ¯\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/¯

Nah, it’s Maxell…

https://youtu.be/Zjf5pdJJ44Q

Loud? No! The cops are upstairs! They wanna hear Armageddon It again!

WHAT???

The music isn’t too load, You are too old. (a rejoinder from 50 years ago).

He needs hearing aids, I need stronger earplugs.

YES! And so’s the music!

Do they have jobs?