Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 05, 2023

Remember, when it’s burning it’s cooking, when it’s black it’s done.

Who is Ray Rachel? Other than, obviously, still a bachelor.

Doing the dishes while taking a bath isn’t a bad idea. Put a big thick towel down to stack the dishes. Dry them after you get out of the tub.

to be honest, every time i follow the instructions on the pack, i just burn the food – so stopped reading them and depend completely on my senses (well, whatever left of them that is)

Extra crispy, charcoal broiled!

Cosmo Kramer washed his salad veggies while taking a shower.

If you have a pet dog, it could clean off the dishes for you.

Never mess with a recipe….burnt offerings is all you’ll get…☺️

Taking a shower at the car wash kills two birds with one stone!

I like it when we’re both clean! ツ

My wife cooked a Rachael Ray recipe for dinner last night. It was delicious!

Cooking like this does seem to be right of passage.

This comic panel brought to you by the pizza parlor on the corner…

A right of passage, indeed, as goboboyd said above … except mine happened using a regular oven cranked all the way up … and no stinkin’ smoke alarm in the small basement apartment … the smoke woke me up … but, visually, that black frozen dinner was a piece of art … a rainbow colored aluminum tray filled with shiny and brittle ebony pieces of chicken, mashed potatoes, and corn …!

Archie in his old age, and most of us thought he was ashes.

Cajun – love it…

You can wear your clothes while you take a bath and get your laundry done.

I’m afraid Kramer (from Seinfeld) already beat you to the second idea about doing dishes in the bath.