Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for October 05, 2023

Got milk?

You’re obviously under-milked. Take this prescription to get milked twice a day, preferably during a meal.

Your best solution is to go live in one of those cartoons that are not funny.

You must have a broken connection in there somewhere, we’ll have to operate.

" … And it’s snot funny what comes out of my teats."

“That sounds udderly ridiculous.”

Don’t cross your legs when you laugh and practice that man spread a bit more.

Quit laughing!

Maybe you’re so full of it you need to moooove around a bit!

Worth a good chuckle this morning!

Nice b00bs!

Actually, nice b00b.

I once saw a creamer in a diner in which you cranked the tail of the cow and cream came out the mouth. Disgusting. Should have bought one for a true gag gift.

I am not making this up!

So that’s where the Laughing Cow ice cream comes from.

Hehhehfer.

This cow doctor is legend-dairy.

That’s udderly impossible!

Is your farm near the Nuclear Power Plant?…