Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 04, 2023

Respect you, McNealy? Nah, he’s just taking the p!$$.

I had a boss that would always strike up a conversation at the urinals. Got mad when I would say “not right now, please. I have my hands full.”

thanks, you made me pee on my shoes

Urine the right place, McNealy.

Here hold this while I review your paper……..I couldn’t resist..

There’s a famous incident in which an autograph hunter approached Paul Newman in this circumstance. Did not succeed in the attempt.

Eventually the meeting went down the drain!

Talk to Mr. Ghorbanifar he is always willing to trade arms for hostages at the urinal

He says he respects him … but he could easily turn on him … and …

What do you mean…stop shaking it…………..

Looks like urine for a short meeting.

Tell you what, McNealy…why don’t you go ahead and file it in one of those booths along the other wall?

I encountered a place this past week where the plumbing fixture proclaimed “High Efficiency Urinal.”

Our society has traversed its complete arc, I suspect.

Oops, gotta go.

Pee isn’t being too sincere.

180 degree Head turn. Impressive