Luann Againn by Greg Evans for June 09, 2023

They need one more helper to become the “Three Stooges”.

Like in that THIS IS SPINAL TAP scene where they ordered Stonehenge blocks 12 feet tall, but they turned up 12 inches tall, so they hired some dwarfs to dance around them!

Yet another reason to switch to metric.

“Laurel & Hardy’s Lawn Service”

Here in Florida (this time of year), the landscapers decimate all our shrubs. They cut them down to nubs. No flowers, no leaves. So ugly. But it’s rainy season and they recover fairly quickly. It’s also done to mitigate flying debris in case of a hurricane. That all said, it’s still ugly as F***.

Brad was correct! 2 lines is inches, 1 line of feet!

When I was 11, one of our teachers had two of us weeding a border as a punishment.

He should probably have checked at the start that we knew which plants were the weeds…

I’m pretty sure the property owners will notice…

The blind leading the ignorant.

Not if you run out to Frank’s right away and buy new shrubbery to plant and replace these.

(Speaking of which, there goes your fee for doing the yard…)

T.J.’s Lawn Service is going to get a very bad review on whatever review services the homeowners use.

Since you are aware you tend to get those confused, T.J., you should have spelled it out. Spelling it out is a good idea anyway.

TJ in a nutshell (‘cause he’s a nut)….