Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 25, 2023

“Dumb” Rx.

Couldn’t be that they don’t work.. or are lethal?

They’ll cure or kill ya.

Not smart if you are looking for repeat business. On the other hand, the customer base is huge.

I wonder where I can get those.

They’re especially popular with members of the acting profession. They cure hams.

They’re like the Covid shots. Young people dying or with heart attacks in large numbers – around the world. But the official word is, “Nothing to see here, folks!”

These pills look and taste like rabbit poop. See, you’re getting smarter already.

No repeat business? Because the side affects killed them before healing their ailments!

He really means that he’s never seen them again….

Brand name: Knowitol.

Medicine learned their lesson when they cured Polio. They lost all the money they got from the treatment of Polio victims. That’s why they haven’t found a cure for so many other diseases, they like the money ….

Not very comforting.

Or those that bought the product died!