Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 04, 2023

Don’t make him pull a “stiletto” {knife}.

Well the magic did not last long.

Fastest annulment ever.

She expects at least a dollar first.

What part of She comes first don’t you understand !

This won’t last.

Yeah, at least take off the shoes.

If it’s a honeymoon, those heels should be pointing the other direction.

that was my 1st marriage in a nutshell.

Holy Crap! Who could eat at a time like THIS? ☺️☺️☺️

This marriage is doomed from the start.

Mrs. Robinson vibes?

Why is there a sock on the inside handle? What is going on out in the hall?

And they’re not pig’s feet…

There’s a time to dance on the table, and a time to fork.

Hurry my dear, it’s not to late to get an annulment.

Needs a bowl of consomm-ate. :)

He’s already suffering from ADD.

“But you said you’d always look up to me…(sob).”

“She said she was a dancer…”

She’s just like his chicken dinner… great legs but no breasts.

married a reject from a nudie bar…

The way to a man’s heart….

The thrill is gone……

It didn’t take long for that marriage to crumble.