Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. ~ Louise A. Belcher
Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. ~ Lillian Johnson
Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ~ Oliver Herford
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~ Author Unknown
It’s very hard to be polite if you’re a cat. ~ Author Unknown
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat. ~ Evan Esar
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~ Pam Brown
Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. ~ Author Unknown
Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own. ~ John Dingman
It’s really the cat’s house – we just pay the mortgage. ~ Author Unknown
Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker
A plate is distasteful to a cat, a newspaper still worse; they like to eat sticky pieces of meat sitting on a cushioned chair or a nice Persian rug. ~ Margaret Benson
When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes. ~ T.S. Eliot
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do. ~ Lee Entrekin
stairsteppublishing over 1 year ago
And you won’t here or a cat who has insomnia except when you are exhausted, need sleep, and they decide it’s rip time.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Until they get ‘the zoomies’ in the middle of the night.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. ~ Louise A. Belcher
Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. ~ Lillian Johnson
Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ~ Oliver Herford
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~ Author Unknown
It’s very hard to be polite if you’re a cat. ~ Author Unknown
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat. ~ Evan Esar
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~ Pam Brown
Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. ~ Author Unknown
Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own. ~ John Dingman
It’s really the cat’s house – we just pay the mortgage. ~ Author Unknown
Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker
A plate is distasteful to a cat, a newspaper still worse; they like to eat sticky pieces of meat sitting on a cushioned chair or a nice Persian rug. ~ Margaret Benson
When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes. ~ T.S. Eliot
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do. ~ Lee Entrekin
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Cats need plenty of sleep to prepare for their big day of sleep.
AndrewSihler over 1 year ago
Hey, today is National Whipped Cream Day. It’s true! Definitely a cat-themed day.