Close to Home by John McPherson for January 20, 2023

Probably deserves the punishment for that foul deed. The Mullet guy also.

If there’s a place worse than hell. That’s where he should be sent.

There is justice in the after life if not in this world.

Cultural appropriation; if you wear a manbun you should wear a lavalava.

So that’s a sinner-man bun?

4 out of 5 devils choose trident…

sweat

Since they look like hell, that’s where they belong.

YES!!!

Since we’re discussing who should be there, I vote for certain crossword puzzle composers and folks who create packaging (I’m talking about when, armed with scissors or knives, it’s still an occupational therapy exercise getting into something.)

Ladies and gentlemen… they found him! Reports say he was in a Starbucks drinking a half double decaffeinated half-caff latte with a twist of lemon, and he was wearing a tie-dyed shirt, cut-offs, Birkenstocks, and of course… his man bun! They say he gave up without incident, but insisted he be allowed to bring his man-bag. Authorities say they are still searching for Mullet guy.

hell is too good for that freak.LOL

This was the worst fashion faux pas ever‼️

BURN!!

Should be flayed and dipped in salt.

Not some guy from about 1500 years ago?

The guy who invented it isn’t to blame. It’s all of the idiots who thought it was cool that are to blame.

I say if you’ve got hair, do with as you please. The Hell what others think. After a few years the hair will be gone.

Put him in with the lawyers and politicians. No #ell is too bad for him.

Ew. My hair is to the middle of my back, and it will never be in a man bun. Unless I’m forced, which may cost more than it’s worth…

Male topknots have been around a long time. The man bun is the most recent version of them.

Him?

He doesn’t look Navajo

I’ve seen the mullet and I’ve seen the balding mullet, or skullet! I’ve yet to see what hair is left on a balding head create a manbun, or scalpbun!!

Bleeb sure is hot stuff today!

I can’t say I approve of Bleeb’s behavior at times, but I don’t think he deserves to spend time in Hell’s fire.

Instant transport to the Ninth Circle!

Why is bleeb in h ll

I hope Bleeb is flame surfing, but not sure. Yesterday, he was down on the battlefield, and it kinda looks like he might still be in the supine position . . . in h*ll!!!! I hope I am wrong!!

I don’t mind “Biker tails” but I hate “man bun” hairdos.

Bald guys with ponytails are worse.

To the special place!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They have a special place just for him.

Yes! Yes! Yes!