In other words Earl. You’ll get no help from Opal. Unless you’re friends with Tom Hanks.
Well, Tom Hanks did three to four times voice a cowboy doll if that helps.
There was a young lass from Cheyenne
Whose chest was as plump as her can …
Yippe-ki-yay, Opal.
Tom Hanks is now that old. He’s granny fancy.
All boots but no manure.
Wonder what the origin of that word is?
Another cartoonist in search of a cue, see cartoon ‘Ben’.
I thought hankerin’ was a reference to his runny nose.
Earl has been watching too many old cowboy shows by cracky!
My Mother would’ve said Clint Eastwood , My Wife would’ve said Sam Elliott , Tom Hanks ?
Maybe she liked Toy Story or News of the World or she liked Joe vs the Volcano where he sings the cowboy song which can be a form of poetry.
The following old COWGIRL song comes to mind, and these days it might be sadly appropriate:
“Once a young lady named Hannah
Was in a flood in Montana.
She floated away —
Her sister, they say —
Accompanied her on the piana.”
Happy Trails to you, Opal!
Earl is all hat and no cattle.
I’m with Opal here. I like Tom Hanks.
All those urban guys dressing like Yellowstone cowboys. All hat and no cattle.
“Ah love the way muh spurs, in the wind go ‘whirrr’. Now…what rhymes with whirr that’s all ‘Westerny’?”
I wonder if Opal is still into hanky panky with Earl? :-)
He should have asked Opal for sausage patties and scrambled eggs…
Earl is all hat and no chattel. As inspiring as it might be, just don’t squat on your spurs.
Channeling his inner Baxter Black may he rest in peace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjatX7d8cuU
There is your justification, Earl.
Hand the man a handkerchief.
Anyone know why it’s a rerun today?
Whitlin’ in my chair, . . . Ma at the fire, . . . Burp.
He got her heart racing,
Thinking soon she’d be facing
The greatest of Hanks
Her happy thanks
So sadly were dashed
Hopes all bashed.
Out at Earl she then lashed.
While asking for the impossible, might as well ask for John Wayne.
Rerun!
What about Jake or Heath?
Uh ohhhhhh…….. someone’s got a CRUSH
I’m hankerin’ for a hunk of cheese!
(Those of us from a certain generation will now have that stuck in our heads all day.)
Tom Hanks was a famous inventor, he was in the kerchief industry, famous for his Hank-kerchief, found in many pockets to this day!
Hanks’ latest movie is about a cranky old widower. Actually sounds interesting. And not like the hunk hero Opal is thinking of.
I’m with Opal. Anything including Tom Hanks – I’ll be there.
allen@home almost 2 years ago
In other words Earl. You’ll get no help from Opal. Unless you’re friends with Tom Hanks.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
Well, Tom Hanks did three to four times voice a cowboy doll if that helps.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
There was a young lass from Cheyenne
Whose chest was as plump as her can …
hariseldon59 almost 2 years ago
Yippe-ki-yay, Opal.
Izzy Moreno almost 2 years ago
Tom Hanks is now that old. He’s granny fancy.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 2 years ago
All boots but no manure.
gbars70 almost 2 years ago
Wonder what the origin of that word is?
Daniel Verburg almost 2 years ago
Another cartoonist in search of a cue, see cartoon ‘Ben’.
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I thought hankerin’ was a reference to his runny nose.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Earl has been watching too many old cowboy shows by cracky!
scote1379 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My Mother would’ve said Clint Eastwood , My Wife would’ve said Sam Elliott , Tom Hanks ?
TStyle78 almost 2 years ago
Maybe she liked Toy Story or News of the World or she liked Joe vs the Volcano where he sings the cowboy song which can be a form of poetry.
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
The following old COWGIRL song comes to mind, and these days it might be sadly appropriate:
“Once a young lady named Hannah
Was in a flood in Montana.
She floated away —
Her sister, they say —
Accompanied her on the piana.”
dbix1950 almost 2 years ago
Happy Trails to you, Opal!
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
Earl is all hat and no cattle.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’m with Opal here. I like Tom Hanks.
Interventor12 almost 2 years ago
All those urban guys dressing like Yellowstone cowboys. All hat and no cattle.
Wichita1.0 almost 2 years ago
“Ah love the way muh spurs, in the wind go ‘whirrr’. Now…what rhymes with whirr that’s all ‘Westerny’?”
Mikey Jay almost 2 years ago
I wonder if Opal is still into hanky panky with Earl? :-)
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
He should have asked Opal for sausage patties and scrambled eggs…
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Earl is all hat and no chattel. As inspiring as it might be, just don’t squat on your spurs.
rhpii almost 2 years ago
Channeling his inner Baxter Black may he rest in peace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjatX7d8cuU
heathcliff2 almost 2 years ago
There is your justification, Earl.
stamps almost 2 years ago
Hand the man a handkerchief.
bogatyr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Anyone know why it’s a rerun today?
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 2 years ago
Whitlin’ in my chair, . . . Ma at the fire, . . . Burp.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 2 years ago
He got her heart racing,
Thinking soon she’d be facing
The greatest of Hanks
Her happy thanks
So sadly were dashed
Hopes all bashed.
Out at Earl she then lashed.
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
While asking for the impossible, might as well ask for John Wayne.
pearlyqim almost 2 years ago
Rerun!
rob almost 2 years ago
What about Jake or Heath?
ANIMAL almost 2 years ago
Uh ohhhhhh…….. someone’s got a CRUSH
amaneaux almost 2 years ago
I’m hankerin’ for a hunk of cheese!
(Those of us from a certain generation will now have that stuck in our heads all day.)
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Tom Hanks was a famous inventor, he was in the kerchief industry, famous for his Hank-kerchief, found in many pockets to this day!
PaintTheDust almost 2 years ago
Hanks’ latest movie is about a cranky old widower. Actually sounds interesting. And not like the hunk hero Opal is thinking of.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’m with Opal. Anything including Tom Hanks – I’ll be there.