JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 12, 2023

Going cheap at a time like this? I hope he didn’t bring coupons.

Tightwad!!!

E ho’omaka hou kakou! : let’s start anew

Why is he paying for his own bachelor party?

Here comes “White Lotus” season 3!

Boy, that is the biggest family I’ve ever seen.

He’s going to have a coronary when he discovers the players expect to be paid.

It’s nice to see them “canoodling”!

That’s Marcus, always thinking with his wallet!

Future HT Sharks, be aware. Six-figure package deals will be VERY rare. Seven figures? no way, José. Living in ‘paradise’ will be pitched as a fringe benefit, too.

I know they’re in HI, but… “Fly, Eagles, Fly! On the road to victory!!!”

I don’t think Robb was thinking ahead,optimistically, when he had a horde of Philly fans, ignoring Super Bowl Sunday.

What’s the trouble Joe sees?

Delray looks horrified and the rest of the party doesn’t look any happier. And I bet they all had to pay their own bills for this trip, too.

Way to start things off, Marcus, by showing everybody in your wedding party that ALL you care about is not spending money.

Is your wedding rehearsal dinner going to consist of free bread and water?

Many years ago in Doonesbury, Duke was coach or General Manager of the Washington Redskins football team. He signed Lava Lava Lenny. Lenny was the entire defensive line, he was so big.

I guess Joe’s parents came along to help with the kids. They barely know the bride and groom so they would not be invited to the wedding. It would have been much cheaper for the parents to stay home with the 4 kids or at least the 2 babies.

If he’s that cheep, how’s he gonna run an NFL team? I guess the “TigerSharks” are going to be like the Lyons or Jets or Texans. Just do the minimum to get a team on the field?

Man, that party is messed up. They really had it going on until that.

Learned a bit of Hawaiian while stationed in Hawaii… E hoomaka kakou translates to Let’s get started!

“E Hoomaka Kakou” is Hawaiian for “This guy’s ch eaper than Jack Benny!”

Ah, Hawai’i. Probably the best state for tourism, after Michigan, of course.

Hard to throw aside the habits of a lifetime.