Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 17, 2023

and how old is Elliot?

So what does Elliot want to do this time dad ?

Tony asked

Are you over it?

No.

Aren’t Good n Plentys only pink and white? The Good n Fruitys had various flavors and probably had green.

Remember what happened to Homer when he stuck crayons up his nostril?

Good & Plenty candies are pink & White. Good & Fruity candy are a mix including green.

It’s hard for parents to let some things go.

Every kid at some point.

Our eldest did a bean, the youngest a kernel of corn – but the middle one was the winner; tore a piece of Nerf® ball and shoved it up there (fortunately, I had hemostats…….)

Blame good and plenty…….sure!

Tell him about all the dumb things you did as a child, and how he can benefit from your experience.

Thought good n plenty were white and pink?

Good and Plenty are not green. They’re pink or white. If it was green it was a Mike and Ike.

Jamming foreign objects up your nose is something that mouth-breathers do!

I thought good and plenty only came in white and pink? Was he thinking a JuJuBee?

me neither

I work in an ENT office. I’ve seen a wide variety of things stuck up noses and in ear canals.