Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for January 20, 2023

Someone will complain they are allergic to gluten or peanuts (or both).

Fair enough. Can we just use a portable 3-D printer to print our own then?

A low budget airline experience; One passenger brought on a Taco Bell lunch. After climb out he opened the bag and started eating. The whole plane smelled of refried beans.

Is this Allegiant Air?

How high tech!

Hungry? Tighten your seat-belt and drink your Complimentary water

The last flight before I started doing PDF vacations.

At least she’s not selling you a NFT of peanuts. Yet!

Southwestern can’t even keep their flights up and running, you really think that they are going to have peanuts or pretzels?

As long as you are sending a pdf, make it macadamia nuts like Continental used to have.

How about a pair of VR goggles so the passenger can pretend they’re eating? They’re virtually delicious!!

Is that first or low class?

Hey you get what you pay for.

I remember flying in the early 70’s, airlines were still regulated and the government set the prices. It was quite elegant and you dressed up to fly. I was in the Navy and flew military standby. Today with deregulation airlines cut everything to the bone and flying has turned into a bus trip. If you look at inflation and compare what a dollar bought back then to today, airfares are extremely cheap.

If they give us those big seats in coach, they can keep the peanuts…..