Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 24, 2023

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    No news is good news. But horoscopes are based on astrological signs. No horoscopes is not a good sign.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    time to kiѕѕ jur aѕѕ (ic) goodbye

    ⁽ ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵗᵃᶜᵉᵒᵘˢ ⁻ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵒˡˡ ʷᶦᵈᵈᶦᵗ ⁾

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Never mind, a Frank & Ernest horoscope would just be full of bad puns anyway.

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    cornshell  almost 2 years ago

    Try the horror scopes.

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 2 years ago

    Aries: you will have a bad day today.

    Gemini: you will have a bad day today.

    Hey! I can’t find mine. I’m a Stegosaurius.

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    sargon1  almost 2 years ago

    Is it just me, or does that meteor look like it’s smiling? Or maybe it’s a giant, brown baseball?

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    saylorgirl  almost 2 years ago

    This is the second comic I’ve seen with dinosaurs.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Mercury is in retrograde and Uranus is grass.

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    InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    and now the newspapers themselves are dinosaurs…!

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Well, he won’t need to bother putting it in the kitty litter box today.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    The seers are out holding, “The world will end today” signs.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A carrier strike a few years ago was the final straw for the newspapers around here several years ago. After several weeks with no paper I was happier getting all my news online, and cancelled my subscription.

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “And that, kids, was how newspapers became extinct.”

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    bobbyferrel  almost 2 years ago

    I’m a Capricorn. We don’t believe in astrology.

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    You should have known when all the horoscopes yesterday said Tomorrow is the last day of the rest of your life

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    Tweet&Bleat  almost 2 years ago

    Horrorscope?

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    So, wait for tomorrow’s, today’s can’t be any worse…

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    Spiffy  almost 2 years ago

    You don’t want to see the weather forecast, either!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    NEAT!

    Google has an easter egg when you search ‘Chicxulub’

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    skysoxwiz  almost 2 years ago

    Newspapers are the last to know…..check Twitter.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If whoever writes the horoscopes didn’t bother because they knew there wouldn’t be any point, then this is the first time in (pre)history that astrology was accurate. Too bad for them it had to happen at the End of the World.

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