Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 27, 2023

Weirdest Hallmark movie ever.

Skinner i’m sure you won’t live through this. But R.J. and Lily will be just fine.

Especially not you you mean ol fiend.

RJ is killin’ it with the ladies. Wait, that came out wrong.

Looks like he’s set-up for a teeth shattering Ka-punch!!!

ka-slay ride

I thought the plane belong to either the county, or, to Breezy’s agency? And, crook in parka, when you say that “nobody is going to live through this!”, are you including yourself, in that statement?

RJ’s ready to break some BIG teeth !!

Lilty and her Uncle Max were conspiring to kill RJ just a few (comic) hours ago. In the immortal words of Ash from ARMY OF DARKNESS…

“First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me….”

KA-HEFTY DEPOSIT!

Keep sneering like that, Skinner, It will make your face an easy target for RJ’s fists.