Close to Home by John McPherson for January 23, 2023

Getting up to the toilet would be a lot of fun. NOT.

Not really sure where the flush would go…except straight down onto your food on the stove!

That will keep you on your toes!

No plumbing for the toilet. That could be inconvenient (and messy).

I can’t “go” if my feet aren’t on the floor.

Nos

Pass…

I wanna say “no”…. but man, that toilet looks like a challenge, and I do love me a good challenge! I see to add an element of danger, that it’s above the stove.

Ah heck, I’m in!

Uhhhh no thanks!!!

Not…but could I use the toilet before we go?

Poor English. It’s not supposed to be, “Yous.” It’s supposed to be, “Yous guys.”

Hi, Bleeb. It’s good for you to have a nice restful day. Then you can get back to your mission of “observing.”

Toilet with no plumbing over the stove. Call the health department!

Not quite as small as my last place. I could cook dinner, wash the dishes and put away any leftovers without getting out of my recliner.

Japanese business hotel room.

For a fella who can’t speak, he sure acts uppity‼️☺️

I’ve got to pee. Can I borrow your stilts?

That’s a little too efficient…

Hmm the bed over the stove…well heated and I don’t have to walk far for bed and breakfast

Ah – I see you can fill up pans on the stove with water from the commode directly above…

69th like! OH MY! Oo la la!

Bleeb’s tuckered out and ready for bed. That trip to Hell the other day really drained him.

That toilet is gonna be pretty tough to take a standing pi$$ at.

This place is perfect for people who like hanging out while they shoot the sh!t.

Hiya Bleeb! Don’t get too comfy. We are NOT staying! :)

No we’s don’t.

Not efficient at all.

Um, I don’t like where that toilet is placed.

Probably advertised as a ‘step up’’? Haha McPherson is the best!!

LOLOL — This is so silly — LOLOL

Urinating might prove problematic for a guy not ten feet tall.