Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for January 31, 2023

Since those robes are second-hand, why would they be any better than the ones that the choir is already using?

And which part of “Fundraising for NEW choir robes?” didn’t Lillian the Lizard understand?

Maybe they belonged to the men.

The size will help them hit the higher notes.

I work at a Performing Arts center. We hosted the Mormon Tabernacle Choir doing a “Patriotic Concert.” A few minutes in, I saw an elderly lady heading for the exit. I said “Leaving us already?” She said “Yes. It’s not what I expected.” IT’S THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR!!! What was she expecting?!

Ha, it’s funny because everyone knows that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is populated by super tall people.

Oh come on, one of you must have enough sewing skills to hem those things up…….

I hope there is someone with sewing skills in the choir.

Give them some fruit and diet soda, and they’ll be the Moron Tab n’ Apple Choir.

While it’s not the Mormon Tabernacle Choir today, what year is Crankshaft set in nowadays? Also I’ve never seen that choir wear robes… just suits and dresses.

That can be easily fixed. It’s when they’re too short that you can’t do anything about.