Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 18, 2023

Ed can screw up anything.

And the reason the geniuses running the ice carving contest didn’t stop Ed after the first or second sculpture was melted is…?

This arc will only be finished when it is on ice.

Talk about stretching for a ‘silver lining’.

Groan.

Again, where is Crankshaft??

Prize winning water damage

That is one powerful flame thrower. They went right from a near blizzard to snow stopped and about an inch of the white stuff on the ground

And unfortunately they weren’t made out of Christmas Ice, so unlike Frosty, they won’t come back to life when the cold wind hits them.

Besides the ridiculousness of everyone standing around while be torches the whole area for half an hour, the amount of snow in one portion of a small park backs up all the sewers? Okay.

Haha! XD