Strange Brew by John Deering for January 17, 2023

His career was cut down

For my next trick I will make a candy bar disappear.

At first I thought that box was made of redwood …

His assistant was a cut-up. oooppsie

I suppose that’s one way to cut down on staff.

There’s always work for a practical skill. Even when it’s minimum wage.

I sawed his performance.

There is a reason that there is a lock on the panel saw at Home Depot.

I don’t think I SAW his act‼️

Now he promotes the store’s “deep-cut” prices.

And I’ve got several half sisters to prove it…

Tried to be a magician, just couldn’t cut it.

Making the cut isn’t always a good thing.

Dress for the job you want. Or wish you had. In the mean time, a short gig at The Red Hat Ladies meeting. (Great snacks and a ‘better’ box wine.)