Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 12, 2023

The nipple doesn’t melt far from the tree …!

The warbler seems more interested in providing a quick check of his teeth.

Has a parallel-universe version, Fromage Applesauce, been substituted for our usual fare?

…and what was the question?

Hahaha :-)

Cheese Nips is the name of Act 1 Track 8 of the off-Broadway musical Kurt Vonnegut’s God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater. In this satire, Sylvia becomes deranged watching her guests prefer Cheese Nips to her other food preparation.

Cheese Nips, originally stylized as “Cheese-Nips”, were introduced in 1955. After the Kraft merger, they went by “Kraft Cheese Nips.” In November 2019, there was a recall on Cheese Nips due to a plastic contamination. As of 2020, Cheese Nips have since been discontinued as said by a Nabisco representative.

But not exploding with delight?

I checked early. No new FA. Glad it’s up now.

forever a popular topic among the applauders

Porkchops and applesauce‼️

☺️☺️☺️

Wasn’t it the Wicked Witch that screamed that when Dorothy threw a bucket of water on her⁉️. ☺️☺️☺️

“What is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun?” Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

“my nipples are melting.” Teresa, Frog Applause™

“Oh, applesauce!” might have been one of Granny’s favorite exclamations. She was a saucy one.

Melting nipples are a sensitive topic, not to mention discomfiting, and if the gent is not being sarcastic, maybe he needs to be transported to Froglandia General for immediate care….