The last time I tripped over anything I landed on my hands, tearing virtually every muscle and tendon in my fingers. In order for Snoopy to have messed up his left foot (left rear paw) he would’ve had to have flown in the air and landed on his left foot, only. And all the time while rescuing three stewardesses, of course.
It would be worse to see three airline pilots on runaway horses, see. The way I see it, if the pilot can’t control his horse he’s riding, how is he going to control a jumbo jet?
when I tore the cartilage in my knee while tieing my shoe, I had thought up some great stories by the time I hobbled to the car. But there were witnesses so I had to wait for another day to be a hero. but 40 years later with a softball size knee from arthritis, would you like to hear how I got that? thought you’d never ask………….
… so I blocked the horses’ way, stopped them and shushed them and started to help the stewardesses down. They were crazy with fear and were so grateful to me, they would even have given me an upgrade to first class. Only then, one of the horses broke lose again and started to gallop away. It was nearly gone when it slipped and, struggling to keep its balance, his right hind leg came to step on my left paw – and I can tell you it was a huge horse!
Lucy told didn’t she? Sure Linus could have heard about it from Charlie Brown, but Lucy is more likely to have gone home and immediately say “That stupid beagle of Charlie Brown’s broke his stupid leg on his stupid supper dish.”
ChatGPT completion of Snoopy’s story: "Well, there were three airline stewardesses, see, and they were on runaway horses, see, and I had to save them. Without thinking twice, I ran to my truck, but as I was climbing into the driver’s seat, I slipped and twisted my ankle.
Despite the pain, I knew I had to act quickly. I hobbled over to my horse and mounted it, gritting my teeth as I pushed through the discomfort. I spurred my horse into action and raced towards the stewardesses and their runaway horses.
As I got closer, I realized that one of the horses was heading straight for a rocky outcropping. I knew I had to act fast, so I swung my lasso and managed to catch the horse just in time. But as I pulled on the rope to slow the horse down, my injured foot gave out, and I fell to the ground.
The stewardesses quickly came to my aid, helping me up and supporting me as we walked back to my truck. Despite my injury, I was glad to have been able to save them from danger."
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
you life is on paws for a while Snoopy…
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
or if a wheel chair, Snoopy, you’d be running people over therewith
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
Snoopy tries to hit someone, can’t support himself and falls down.
allen@home over 1 year ago
If you already knew how Snoopy hurt his paw Linus. Why did you ask ?
MichaelAxelFleming over 1 year ago
“Stewardesses”
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
The cat next door has already uploaded the video.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s going to be the tale of the tell all tall tale toe. And everyone will hear of it before Snoopy.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
The last time I tripped over anything I landed on my hands, tearing virtually every muscle and tendon in my fingers. In order for Snoopy to have messed up his left foot (left rear paw) he would’ve had to have flown in the air and landed on his left foot, only. And all the time while rescuing three stewardesses, of course.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Do you mean the people who know the truth, Snoopy?
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
Then why’d you ask?
GirlGeek Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stewardesses on runaway horses?
dcdete. over 1 year ago
It would be worse to see three airline pilots on runaway horses, see. The way I see it, if the pilot can’t control his horse he’s riding, how is he going to control a jumbo jet?
Barnabus Blackoak over 1 year ago
then why did you ask?
Doug K over 1 year ago
He tripped over his dish trying to save …
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
It’s a good thing he can’t talk. Otherwise, Linus would be calling him out on the load of bull he’s talking about.
Jhony-Yermo over 1 year ago
I am so glad that Mr Schulz chose the word Supper.
kcj over 1 year ago
About 5.5 years ago, Snoopy had lunch with three stewardesses after a successful real estate speculation. https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2017/08/07
I guess that the memory of that lunch resurfaced while he’s under pain killers, and took an absurd form.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
LOL! Snoopy will get revenge!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
when I tore the cartilage in my knee while tieing my shoe, I had thought up some great stories by the time I hobbled to the car. But there were witnesses so I had to wait for another day to be a hero. but 40 years later with a softball size knee from arthritis, would you like to hear how I got that? thought you’d never ask………….
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl over 1 year ago
I hear the voice of actor Edward G. Robinson doing Snoopy’s dialogue in panel two.
Lucky Bear over 1 year ago
… so I blocked the horses’ way, stopped them and shushed them and started to help the stewardesses down. They were crazy with fear and were so grateful to me, they would even have given me an upgrade to first class. Only then, one of the horses broke lose again and started to gallop away. It was nearly gone when it slipped and, struggling to keep its balance, his right hind leg came to step on my left paw – and I can tell you it was a huge horse!
T... over 1 year ago
Big Foot alias Snoopy…
Curiosity Premium Member over 1 year ago
An imagination is a wonderful thing, up to a point.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Can I autograph your bandage?
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Lucy told didn’t she? Sure Linus could have heard about it from Charlie Brown, but Lucy is more likely to have gone home and immediately say “That stupid beagle of Charlie Brown’s broke his stupid leg on his stupid supper dish.”
Birdman47 over 1 year ago
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
kcj over 1 year ago
ChatGPT completion of Snoopy’s story: "Well, there were three airline stewardesses, see, and they were on runaway horses, see, and I had to save them. Without thinking twice, I ran to my truck, but as I was climbing into the driver’s seat, I slipped and twisted my ankle.
Despite the pain, I knew I had to act quickly. I hobbled over to my horse and mounted it, gritting my teeth as I pushed through the discomfort. I spurred my horse into action and raced towards the stewardesses and their runaway horses.
As I got closer, I realized that one of the horses was heading straight for a rocky outcropping. I knew I had to act fast, so I swung my lasso and managed to catch the horse just in time. But as I pulled on the rope to slow the horse down, my injured foot gave out, and I fell to the ground.
The stewardesses quickly came to my aid, helping me up and supporting me as we walked back to my truck. Despite my injury, I was glad to have been able to save them from danger."
ajakimber425 over 1 year ago
Unfortunately, for you Snoopy, your crutches will be taller than you!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Way to rain on Snoopy’s parade, Linus.