Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2023

FIRmidable!

They are too fir gone to reason with!

She needs to make a firtive escape.

Should have been used for Christmas season.

I hope they leaf her alone…

It wooden be nice to needle her, personally, or paint her fir. I’ve red about that.

Poor little tree can’t even bark at them, like her dogwood, if he were there.

Well, I’m rooting fir her, aren’t yew?

I wonder how the protesters would deal with them selling larches?

So funny, I firgot to laugh. (With a nod to Gilda Radner and Bill Murray). :) :)

If they’re only anti-fir, shouldn’t pine and spruce be okay?

Or are they really anti-gym? (gymnosperm)

Ah yes… the anti-furs, I wonder, if people had beaten the crap out of them when they threw paint on women, would we have a kinder gentler society? If people realize that there are consequences to their actions, they tend to not act out.

Not me, I’m a dendrophile.

They’d rather you buy something from a factree.

They sure are a pine in the a$$.

Capital pun Mister Thompson!

Some fir-bulous puns there folks.

those protesters need to have a bit more firbearance…

Needling the shoppers won’t make them leaf.