Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 28, 2023

push it REAL good

https://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU

Big kid still being potty trained!?!

When the pains hit it’s time to let it go. Don’t need a trainer for this.

No pain, no gain.

This is just hilarious to me!

the lil fella has a bad case of constipation apparently

See , Sh#t doesn’t just happen , Sh#t takes time , Sh#t takes effort…

This should be the way it’s done. My oldest did something like this to her mom in a public bathroom.

and a one and a two, and a pee and a poo…

That job stinks.

Release the stools!

Ew.

Hemorrhoids be cursed, full push ahead!

I don’t want to say that my resume goes back too far, but I’ve been advised to take the part about potty training out.

“Tomorrow we work on your potty mouth!”

bonk him on the top of his head a few times – always worked for my grandson …… and got giggles

Ewwwww

A BM? With the right training, he could become a great new classical composer. Beethoven’s Movement from his Symphony number 5 (Beethoven’s Fifth) comes to mind.

Just drink water…..

Wait, this isn’t lamaze class?

Feel the burn!

Oh crap TMI

This is what we call Failure to Launch.

It’s a boating metaphor.

that pallor…

he looks flushed

The kid needs a foot stool.

Give me a P. Give me an O. Give me another O. Give me a P. What does it spell?? $hit, I can’t remember.

Don’t try that if you’re over 50.

Oh my bleeding Hemorrhoids…

and don’t forget to put the seat down and flush your dump.

Push ’em out, shove ’em out….waaaaay out!!

He’ll have pile of participation trophies to show his grandchildren.

Mind over what kind of matter? (5 letters, begins with F…)