Close to Home by John McPherson for February 19, 2023

“stay classy Go Comics”

Some guys need a lot of help in this department.

Well he’s prompt at least

Yep, sounds like an interview.

Still better than a weatherman. He’s always swinging his arms around and pointing at things even when there’s no map behind him for reference.

Handy

Pam, could you lean a little bit to your right? I’m having trouble reading my cue cards with your head in the way.

Oy! Awkward!

A pleasant “easy target” day. Good for you Bleeb.

Don’t get too close to that candle, your pancake makeup will run.

An old SF story where the guy has an ear bud that feeds him like like Cyrano. Then he finds out the girl has one too! LOL!

Looks like Bleep is trying to look up another skirt !

Mmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyaaaahhh! I wanna get political so bad, but I’m not! ….not here! This is where we go for straight up humor without politics!

I’m feelin’ froggy, and have had just enough caffeine… I think I’ll stroll over to the political cartoons, and anger the trolls.

I date Loosers like you Bob.

He could be a future President.

Dude do NOT say “end of quote”

We’ll be right back with the weather forecast after this bathroom break.

I always liked first dates. You could ask them about themselves and never have to remember they already told you that.

Meet cue.

Bleeb is obsessed with toned calves.

That’s because they don’t have an original thought.

Her shoes look too comfy for date night. What do you think, Bleeb? Waddaya mean, what shoes???!!!!!!!!!! :)

I thought there would be more comments about Bleeb. Only 4 (now 5) so far.

So his prompter is now his wingman

He is pretty dated…

He’ll lock her in his office later.