JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 03, 2023

“Selleck told me to do it!”

When I lived on Maui, I got my Cooke Street Aloha shirts at Costco. Those were from an outfit in Honolulu.

The Magnum PI Parrot shirts could be ordered online, but were more expensive and really are too loud for everyday work.

“You’re welcome, Frank! Now I’d like to talk to you about doing a reverse mortgage on your house.”

Classic Magnum P.I., not the current one…

It’s really more of a “Gilligan’s Island” shirt …

It’s best to buy Hawaiian shirts when you get there!

Careful, Frank. That guy will try to con you into getting a reverse mortgage.

I only own two Hawaiian shirts.

i got copy of Selleck’s shirt too, from Smithsonian gifts

When I went to Hawaii I was in a phase of only wearing black. It’s not easy to find Hawaiian shirts that are predominantly black, but they’re out there…

Hawaiian shirts look good on you, Frank!

My ex really likes Hawaiian shirts. He has one whose pattern consists of a variety of tiny Hawaiian shirts.

never wear a t-shirt with a Hawaiian shirt, unless it is just so you don’t stink them up while trying them on.

As long as Frank isn’t doing the Boogaloo, it’s probably a harmless affectation

They would not be going to the wedding in Hawaii, since they barely know the bride and groom. Frank is working two jobs so they don’t have lots of extra money.

Inspirational

Everybody knows about reverse mortages,but it seems like nobody wants to buy em’.

I have that shirt in red, black and blue.

I know what you’re thinking……