Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2023

You can buy anything online.

https://theflatearthsociety.org/home/

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If you want to fall off the edge, Pig, here’s how: Place the book on the wall, stand on the book, and start walking towards the grass.

Mind…blown!

Once again, I agree with Goat. Than again, I do love geography. My goats have geographical names.

Saying that the Earth is round does not contradict saying that the Earth is flat and you can fall off the edge. A circle is a 2 dimensional object while a sphere is 3 dimensional. Goat should have said that the Earth is shaped like a sphere or a ball.

Round and flat. Like a disc.

If the world is round, then you can fall off the edge. If it’s spherical, then it gets a little bit harder.

The guitarist for U2 hates it when people fall off him!

Don’t tell the MAGA crowd. They won’t believe you anyway!

Never thought Pig was a “Flat Earther”!

But…but…look, it so flat on this page in this geography book.

The Flat Earth Society

Aren’t all pigs round?

The diskworld is fantasy. We live on a globe in a universe of globes.

The Great A-Tuin swims in space.

Silly goat. If that were true, then a warmer world would have MORE fresh water, not less.

70% of the earth is water, virtually none of it is carbonated. Therefor the earth is, in fact, flat.

Some Objective Truths: gravity works, cells divide, fire burns, Trump lies. Oh, and the Earth is a round. Subjective beliefs: gravity is fake, cells don’t exist, fire is beautiful, trump never lied. Oh and the Earth is flat. In our country, I have a right to my own beliefs, just not my own personal facts (they are my beliefs).

If the Earth is flat, then why isn’t the edge of the Earth a tourist destination?

Oy! He’s looking for the edge? poor Pig! Believes anything!

This is a good one!“On the Side of the Flat Earth” https://english.bouletcorp.com/2018/08/31/

Every flat-Earther reading this just got triggered. lolololol

Not round. Spherical

Yes the world is round but is it round like a sphere or round like a plate? When you say round you need to be specific.

Its OK if enough people say they dont belive it, reality will change and they will be correct

The book is older than you thought, Goat.

Not to Kyrie Irving it isn’t.

Without going into the math, the Earth is so spherical that if shrunk to billiard ball size it would be the smoother of the two.

A product of modern public or parochial education

Pig was “educated” in Florida.

There are still many who are members of the Flat Earth Society

Keep reading, Pig!

Good thing Rat is not talking Pig through the book.

At the end of the rainbow…

something like 77% of the Earth is non-carbonated water, so technically…

If the Earth is flat, why can’t we just flip it over to the cool side (like a pillow). Global Warming Solved!!

So has that athlete been talking flat earth again?

Wait until Pig finds out the earth’s core may have stopped spinning.

I personally don’t get how the flat earth theory persists, and I don’t want to know.

I’d say it was pear shaped.

Pig is reading one of the few books not banned in Florida.

The world is constructed of 360 discs.

Spoiler alert!

Oh, Pig, Pig, Pig! You’re pretty spherical yourself, you know….

If the world was flat, the cats would have knocked everything off of it by now.