Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 30, 2023

Hay, wood you look at that, they are running toward that brick house, I guess you blew it Wolfie!

Wolves do of course eat dogs, especially small tasty ones…

Wolf needs a little aerobic conditioning.

Let Poncho try huff and puff—-against his cats! The cats will just put it on video.

“I’ll huff and I’ll puff and…I’ll get my…oxygen tank.”

Good luck with your new book!

Seeing as in those days there was always a smouldering fire in the corner stove…

the wolf was hoping for bbqed pork,

but he didn’t have enough breath left to start a fire…

“Let’s beat feet before we’re meat!” :)

poor wolf

In the original Three Little Pigs the two lazy pigs are eaten by the wolf, the wolf is then boiled to death at the third pig’s brick house. Then it was sanitized by Disney ruining the whole moral. In fact the Disney version rewards laziness instead of punishes it.

But it doesn’t rhyme.

So. Go to YouTube. Search for “three little pigs like you’ve never heard before”. I’d say “and thank me later” but you don’t have to…

That doesn’t ryhme.

I saw another comic, where the 3 little pigs were looking in a window with Karate School painted on it, and with wide eyes, watching the Wolf learning to break bricks.