Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 04, 2023

Yup. The wife should have stayed on the couch.

Is he talking to the dog or the woman ?

“My Dog Has Fleece”.

wishing you hadn’t taught her that “sit up and read” trick?

What of it?

The man has pupils in his eyes. The dog and woman don’t. They are zombies.

Have a magnificent weekend my friends.

The Art of Rolling in the Rain.

Nope. No books or pets in the bed……

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.” —attributed to Groucho

Let non-sleeping dogs read…

Doggie being nice, letting hoomans sleep on the bed.

Every time they say “Bad dog! Bad!”, the dog hears “Bed dog! Bed!”. Inadvertent training.