Monty by Jim Meddick for February 09, 2023

I saw a documentary once about how workers were going to blast open a huge sewer fat blob. It clogged an 8-foot diameter sewer main.

Whatever, good bye, forever I hope. Yech

It will die from disinfectants from all the people flushing the countless bottles of hand sanitizer they bought a couple of years ago in a panic and don’t want anymore.

It will find a new beginning in “The Black Lagoon”.

“good bye, blob!”

To paraphrase Mr. Spock: “It would be interesting to return to this world in 100 years and learn what crop had sprung from the seed you planted today.”

Anyone ever see the movie “C.H.U.D.”?

What if Sedgwick had a blob and it mated with this green blob, the offspring would be named ………………………………. Blobwick if it’s a male, and Blobette if it’s a female?

‘’ … it was beauty that killed the beast.’’ What movie? Anyone?

Lava lamp will be crushed. Poor thing! :)

…or the next Ghostbusters sequel…

When it grows and multiplies, blame low-flow toilets.

Anyone other than myself see some green bit of blob just under the robot’s collar?

I suspect Moonie is closer to the truth than is idealistic Monty.

Beware, the lurking, growing Blob!