Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 19, 2023

Small: “Condensation” in the ranks. Large: “Sagpipes” serenades.

Give him big enough of a tip and he won’t play anything.

How’s the Haggis here ?

If i give you a big tip. Will you go play in the street.

I’d tell ‘em I’ll tip if he can play “Stairway to Heaven” on the bagpipes.

Give you a tip if you can play “Gary Owen” march.

Count to five twice.

For even bigger tips, I play nothing at all! #musicextortion

Forget the tip, leave or I’ll stick a fork in it!

Loved the small panel joke.

Just remember …bullies want to drag you down to their level….walk away!

Oh Danny boy, can’t stand the pipes more than a few minutes!

Here’s a U. S. Grant -go play at that table over there with my ex-girlfriend.

Here’s a tip, blow into that thing one more time and you will be wearing it.

The piper sure has a racket going, a little too much of a racket.

Caption 1: She looks to be large, but seems to belittle.

Caption 2: “Do you take requests?”

" Why yes I do!"

“Please leave!”

… I would have to wonder if he got any tips when playing that bag of pipes!