Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 08, 2023

A seven-fingered bowler? This I gotta see.

Now it looks like a green snowman.

That story is full of holes.

Actually, he is just part of the Alien Bowling League.

Kinda looks like Jason…… just sayin

A little Botox in the buttocks?!

(I know that’s not where it goes… I just like saying “buttocks”… BUTTOCKS!)

Apparently he did need another hole in his head.

Now a light weight, every hole, you’ve lost your edge!

That’s the cover story. Some bullies had him pinned down in the alley.

“Oh, no,” it’s Mr. Bill.

Got hooked on a bowling video (pun intended) … right-handed pro bowler in a bowling alley with all 48 lanes that were set up with the infamous 7-10 split … he went from lane 1 all the way to the end … converted his first one around lane 26 and went on to convert 6 more on his last 22 throws … 7 altogether (14.6% … PBA average = about 12%) … but the most entertaining was on about lane 28 where he aborted his approach and did a windmill pirouette & still hung on to the ball …❗️ Something like Tiger Woods stopping his golf swing midway through … TMI ❓lol

( yes, bowled me over )

He’s become a Holey Roller.

Holey urethane, Batman!