Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 23, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …..and Roz’s body.

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    jmolay161  almost 2 years ago

    Then take a shower in Roz’s kitchen!

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    jmolay161  almost 2 years ago

    Yes, you get taken for a bath at Roz’s restaurant.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    That weight gain didn’t come from water, Cosmo.

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    TonysSon  almost 2 years ago

    (Seen on Twitter) “The body is 80% water, which means we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.”

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    If the ice all melts, it’s 95% water.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    But do you want to know what the other 20% is?

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Even the water?? :)

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Soda Fountain. Emphasis on the soda.

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    LKrueger41  almost 2 years ago

    If Cosmo is speaking of alcohol in a cocktail, 80% water is a pretty stiff mix. Common spirits are approximately half water straight from the bottle.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Skyler’s teacher is wrong. The human body is about 60% water. Only the lungs are about 80% water.

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    rugeirn  almost 2 years ago

    Apparently Roz’s drinks lack body.

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    Botulism Bob  almost 2 years ago

    As Commander Data said in Star Trek, “We are those ugly bags of mostly water”

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    christelisbetty  almost 2 years ago

    The HUMAN body.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Roz’s dilution is Skyler’s solution.

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    Petemejia77  almost 2 years ago

    BOY! Roz’s drinks are just as bad as her COOKING!

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    Mediatech  almost 2 years ago

    Without the water they’d be eats.

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    scpandich  almost 2 years ago

    Except, ironically, the water, which is only 55%.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 2 years ago

    Does that mean that human brains are 80% water, if so, that explains a lot.

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