“open mike night” – excellent.
They are just a bunch of cut ups.
they will be dead drunk by closing time.
I heard one of their stiffs died of a Rusty Nail.
Is he serving Formaldehyde?
“I’d like a drink that has (a) real body to it.”
Make mine a Bloody Mary.
I’ll have a rigor mortis.
Open Mike on Saturday, organ recital on Sunday.
“Wow… it’s really dead in here tonight!
She’ll have a Tom Collins on ice, please.
Could be a long line – everybody is dying to get in.
I’ve heard that place is top-drawer.
Digger O’Dell’s grandson’s the proprietor. At the closing bell, he says, “Last Call. I shall soon ‘be shoveling off’”.
Aaaaakk! Ralph’s sniffing around….
These guys will keep you in stitches all night! “Y”?
“Mike’s already been open. Tonight is open Steven night.”
Don’t drink too much, otherwise you might get autipsy.
Every conversation we have in here seems to end up as some sort of a post-mortem. :)
Luv, luv all the comments on this ’toon!!!
Well … shots all around …!
Good business model: make them pay you to embalm themselves.
Crack open a cold one.
I’ll take my Coroner with a lime please.
Great, this is really funny, thanks Dave…
What, no bloody marys?
I had to read “Open Mike” twice. Ouch. Sorry, Mrs. Mike!
Ralph! Leave it! :)
after work, a good stiff one…
bartender, start a slab, i mean, tab…
Bunch of “expired” jokes
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
“open mike night” – excellent.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
They are just a bunch of cut ups.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
they will be dead drunk by closing time.
blunebottle over 1 year ago
I heard one of their stiffs died of a Rusty Nail.
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
Is he serving Formaldehyde?
Doug K over 1 year ago
“I’d like a drink that has (a) real body to it.”
CoffeyCup over 1 year ago
Make mine a Bloody Mary.
Stocky One over 1 year ago
I’ll have a rigor mortis.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Open Mike on Saturday, organ recital on Sunday.
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Wow… it’s really dead in here tonight!
joegeethree over 1 year ago
She’ll have a Tom Collins on ice, please.
Swamprat over 1 year ago
Could be a long line – everybody is dying to get in.
cor_en_fa over 1 year ago
I’ve heard that place is top-drawer.
Lotus over 1 year ago
Digger O’Dell’s grandson’s the proprietor. At the closing bell, he says, “Last Call. I shall soon ‘be shoveling off’”.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Aaaaakk! Ralph’s sniffing around….
These guys will keep you in stitches all night! “Y”?
patiodragon over 1 year ago
“Mike’s already been open. Tonight is open Steven night.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Don’t drink too much, otherwise you might get autipsy.
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
Every conversation we have in here seems to end up as some sort of a post-mortem. :)
tung cha cha cha over 1 year ago
Luv, luv all the comments on this ’toon!!!
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
Well … shots all around …!
ChazNCenTex over 1 year ago
Good business model: make them pay you to embalm themselves.
Rick Smith Premium Member over 1 year ago
Crack open a cold one.
basspro over 1 year ago
I’ll take my Coroner with a lime please.
T... over 1 year ago
Great, this is really funny, thanks Dave…
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
What, no bloody marys?
Rich Douglas over 1 year ago
I had to read “Open Mike” twice. Ouch. Sorry, Mrs. Mike!
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ralph! Leave it! :)
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
after work, a good stiff one…
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
bartender, start a slab, i mean, tab…
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Bunch of “expired” jokes