Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 15, 2023

Could be a better offer

Buyer’s remorse. Her dad must have paid for the wedding and reception.

Just a sec. Darling its just confirming my Tee time this afternoon .

He has just got to learn to text during meetings.

Could be an other girlfriend. Dump him at the alter, he’s not worth it.

No jury would convict her.

His priorities are obvious.

You know this has happened somewhere! Those people are out there.

Reminds me of Camilla calling Prince Charles when he married Diana, though she at least waited until the honeymoon (allegedly).

Call now or forever hold your peace.

Took me a minute to get this one. The groom looks as if he’s wearing an eye patch rather than holding a phone.

I like the guy in the church pew: face palm.

’sup, bro? Might as well check on the availability of his couch.

He seems more concerned about his phone’s reception than the wedding reception.

The honeymoon’s gonna be fun.

Not a good sign…..

“The Winter of Our Discontent” just began!

How about “I’m getting married, you dork! why aren’t you here?”