Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 13, 2023

They say that Eskimos eat nothing but whale meat and blubber, if you had to eat nothing but whale meat you’d blubber too.

If I want to help myself blubber, I watch a sad movie.

(I’ve tried the news, but that was too much.)

All the fat people come to this counter.

I think it’s beyond help

This made me smile, Dana. Thank you!

“It’s good by itself hey Clark.”

Blubber again, Geez!

It’s a whale of an idea.

Not needed, anything goes with blubber. Nobody eats blubber if they have anything else to eat. You think squid is chewy?

Eskimos don’t talk too much, but they do chew the fat.