The pastor of my mom’s church is in love with the sound of her own voice, & the sound system is always turned up so the senior crowd can hear her. I have a pretty substantial hearing loss in one ear, & when I’m staying at mom’s on vacation, I have to go to church with her. The only way I can stand it is to sit in the balcony & stick an industrial-grade earplug in my good ear. I can hear everything just fine with my bad ear!
Imagine over 1 year ago
She just took action on what everyone else was probably thinking, too.
rshive over 1 year ago
Yes, it could have been, Lola. But it wasn’t.
raptor over 1 year ago
My brother has a short sermon – “You sinners straighten up or you’ll go to Hell”
ladykat over 1 year ago
Good one, Lola!
hollisson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lyle Lovett’s song “Church” has a really inspirational take on the long-winded preacher.
anomalous4 over 1 year ago
The pastor of my mom’s church is in love with the sound of her own voice, & the sound system is always turned up so the senior crowd can hear her. I have a pretty substantial hearing loss in one ear, & when I’m staying at mom’s on vacation, I have to go to church with her. The only way I can stand it is to sit in the balcony & stick an industrial-grade earplug in my good ear. I can hear everything just fine with my bad ear!
pearcy19 over 1 year ago
I just love Lola. She must be my age.
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lola, just stay home.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
I would think Lola would be grateful for “no program”.