Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 11, 2023

Hell or “bust”.

Don’t fly over Alaska.

What happens when they walk into a bar?

If you put congress in self generated hot air baloons they would go up untill the baloon exploded, think it wouldnt work, lets try it and find out. some at the SOTU speach would shoot up at a Mach speed

The cheap insurance sold onTV for $9.95/month for the elderly. There is a five year non-coverage waiting period. Or $597 for NO coverage.

You could replace all three with a right-wing hate radio host.

I hope their balloon isn’t Made in China.

Bill, you forgot football commentator.

Quick, send out an F-22

Put a used car salesman in there and they could go and compete with China’s balloons.

…and they blame the cows for climate change…

And they may never land! ….Wait… I guess that isn’t a problem

Best thing about it, they have to throw one of themselves out to descend.

When Dewey joined up with Swindler and Wynn.

Don’t forget time-share salespeople. By the way: what is the punchline?

Ok … this is funny … but I did have to think about it for a minute.

I didn’t even need to read the caption to know what this was about, just who was involved.

And they never feel fuelish…

Add a YouTube influencer and they’d make it to the stratosphere in no time!

Those on the ground better put their bu115hit umbrellas up. Big ones