“Hmm . . . I don’t know, Mr. Frosty. I didn’t see any mention of your parents in the police report. Says here that when the kids placed that old silk hat on your head, you began to dance around. And can you really expect to be taken seriously when you go running around the square with that broomstick, disobeying the traffic cop, and challenging him to catch you if he can? Seems to me we need to work a little on taking responsibility for your own actions.”
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
You would prefer Snowball or Staypuft?
SHAKENDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
Start selling “sno”-cones for redemption.
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Winston the snowman…..Gilbert the snowman….nah.
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Burl the Snowman Ives.
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I thought they were a Frosty free household.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Now don’t get upset, and have a melt down…
T... almost 2 years ago
Except perhaps root beer…
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Hmm . . . I don’t know, Mr. Frosty. I didn’t see any mention of your parents in the police report. Says here that when the kids placed that old silk hat on your head, you began to dance around. And can you really expect to be taken seriously when you go running around the square with that broomstick, disobeying the traffic cop, and challenging him to catch you if he can? Seems to me we need to work a little on taking responsibility for your own actions.”
MT Wallet almost 2 years ago
You weren’t born Robert Lee?
tinstar almost 2 years ago
So, what happens if someone invites him out for a “frosty one?”