Herman by Jim Unger for February 14, 2023

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    Does pepper make you sneeze? We have some pepper.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Do you serve it intravenously?

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Yes i would love some coffee. But i’m gonna need a long flexible straw.

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    Farside99  almost 2 years ago

    Must be a new LVN. Caring but clueless.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    pour it in through the spit valve

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    Face down in the fractured time stream   almost 2 years ago

    “No, thanks — part of this contraption is a half-full espresso machine.”

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    “So, the female trumpet player didn’t appreciate your off-color tuba jokes?”

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    seanfear  almost 2 years ago

    make it greasing oil, please

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    Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Question actually asked by an ER doc when I went to the ER with a dislocated shoulder…..Does it hurt when you try to raise it? So I asked the doc after it was reset. Doc will I be able to play the piano? He smiled Yes sir! I replied Great! Never played the piano before!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t think that offer is playing well with him right now.

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    I sounds like the clueless receptionist has asked him the question previously and is blind to his predicament. Maybe he’d like a cup to pour on her head to wake her up.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    “Heenk! Honnnk!”

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    Baucuva  almost 2 years ago

    On the plus side, he’s got a head for music.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    It’ll be cool by the time it reaches his mouth.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    sooooo many questions! does he play the tuba? how did he get his nose in there? is he stuck on a valve? or is he caught in the curve? does it smell like valve oil or just spit? has he played for a while or is he just learning from the wrong end?………..

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago
    BTW…Can you breathe in there?
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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    It looks like he won’t be playing in the band

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    Wah-wha-wha-wha Whaaaa.

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    Calvins Brother  almost 2 years ago

    “We need another horn in our Oompah band if you’re interested."

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  almost 2 years ago

    ROFL! Unger was the king of sarcasm!

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    He’s just there for a tune-up.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  almost 2 years ago

    I’ll bet the real E.R. people are cracking up over this one.

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