The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 14, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You are so sweet, Brutus!

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    Baarorso  over 1 year ago

    I’m willing to wager that that little lady was a very young Gladys Gargle (his future wife). ;D

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    a tried and true method, older than the hills and widely used to this very day

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    I thought it would be cash, Brutus. Minimum denominations of $20.00 USD.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m sure you weren’t the only one.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You get the more upscale ones with alcohol….I would guess?

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    cubswin2016  over 1 year ago

    What a hollow victory that was.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    I tried that but for some reason the chocolates never made it to school.

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    bookworm0812  over 1 year ago

    Works for me!

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Our elementary teachers would pair us up during Valentines Day. Or, we’d sometimes blindly draw a name from a hat. This way, noone was without a Valentine.

    Happy Valentines Day to all, and may love reign supreme for all time.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Worked for Sheldon…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDZCyObMfkA

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    “Candy is dandy, Liquor is quicker, Won’t you be my Valentine?”

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    Happy Valentines all. And chocolates still work.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    I’m making a confectionary delight for my Valentine tonight.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    what happened when you ran out of chocolate?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    if you spread it on your lips – the chocolate that is – you might just get a french kiss. js

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure they’re still around, but I remember one year, the whole class giving each other those little candy hearts with messages on them…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    chocolate works!

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    OzarksJim  over 1 year ago

    He is a “Born winner”. Understands bribery and probably realizes that you just use cash instead of chocolate for politicians.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Wilberforce, remember you’re in that ‘cooties’ stage of like.

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if Brutus ever tried to bribe Veeblefester with chocolates?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Learn from the master, son.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Wilberforce doesn’t know how lucky he is…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Actually I bought the cards and the chocolates…

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Works most every time, until they get to the age when they desire/EXPECT jewelry. When that happens, time to find a new girlfriend…..

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    i’m a poor judge of character. i kept getting demands for cash instead of chocolates…

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Chocolate worked until the days when they started watching their weight.

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Brutus can wait a few years, until Wilberforce is a little older, to tell him the rest of the story: chocolate may help you win her, but you have to do more to keep her. Relationships built on chocolate rarely last.

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