The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 15, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In a tennis game would be Brutus 15 – Mother Gargle 0.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Lots of momentum there

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Always flapping her gums.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good one, Brutus!!

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    Score one for Brutus.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m surprised that they haven’t bitten him.

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    Kjvman1   over 1 year ago

    Hilarious! Comic of the week. Perhaps only those of us who are son-in-laws can really understand.

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    kucpa Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I read about a dozen strips so far today. This is first one that made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

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    Little Caesar  over 1 year ago

    The real questions are, how did you lose them, and where?

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    Tetanus shot Brutus.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    His response left her speechless…momentarily anyway.

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes I forget and leave my partial in the bathroom after brushing my teeth.

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    The question is, does he have to wash his hands due to touching her teeth, or does she need to disinfect her teeth due to being held in his hand? If it were me, I would not have picked up the teeth unless I had an oven mitt on, and even then would have used a napkin.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    must’ve been a good joke she laughed at last. ;)

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    I once suggested to my dad that he put his teeth in warm water at night because the chattering was keeping me awake.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    I, personally, would not carry those fangs around in my bare hand.

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    The old battle axe appears. Teeth clacking is better than mouth!

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    Oh, snap! (or is it “clack”?) ☺

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now this is funny….still clacking!

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    My teeth stay in their container, where they belong.

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    bigplayray  over 1 year ago

    You’re brave Thorny. I think I would need a full on Hazmat suit to handle HER teeth!

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I would have just left them where they were and made her get up off her, uh, chair and go get them. She would have to get up to clean them off and put them in anyway. What will she send him to find next?

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    hopefully he rinsed them in Kewpie’s dish before returning them

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    saylorgirl  over 1 year ago

    Bwahaha!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Brutus is always ‘skating that line’ with Mother Gargle – this time I believe he won.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Be careful, Brutus… you’re in denture of being bitten!

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    And they were nagging him the whole time.

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    If Brutus had been smart, he would have hidden her dentures. Without them she may have kept her mouth shut, at least for this visit.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nice one Brutus!

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Once they are trained they never stop moving. And you must always consider their source. However, the war has now begun…..

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    lawguy05  over 1 year ago

    Zing! Way to go, Brutus!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s the ‘clack of the bat’!

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s when I hear about those with dentures that I thank God for the teeth I still have, no matter how irregular they are.

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Bazinga!

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    princesshickory Premium Member over 1 year ago

    SNORK!! That’s great, Brutus.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Brutus may be The Born Loser but in this exchange, he’s the winner.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    jumpin’ jehoshaphat, that woman’s so scary even her teeth are tryin’ to get away from her…

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    theoldidahofox  over 1 year ago

    Bingo!

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    DEACON FRED  over 1 year ago

    OH!! GOOD ONE BRUTUS!!

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He did a good deed — he found them and brought them to her (he could have kept them from her, after all). So he’s entitled to a zinger. And once she has them back in, I’m sure she’ll thank him — and then zing him right back.

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