Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 17, 2023

Careful Wiz, you seems to be enforcing stereotypes there.

The more he drinks the more she looks like his wife.

You’re short, ugly and wear a stupid hat!

“Sorry, I can’t. I wasn’t planning to stay here at the bar that long.”

Here’s one thing wrong. When the pretty girl at the bar next to you is drinking a glass of white wine, order the same drink as her. Don’t order a glass of whisky.

Notice how she was thin in the first panel and heavier in the next?

He is channeling Andy Capp.

Wiz is a glutton for punishment?

Let’s see, she did leave me some notes.

She’ll tell you anything you want for $100 and a trip to the Motel 6 where the light Tom Bodett left on for you is red.

Well, you’re asking random people to determine your problems. That’s number 1.

But..he IS correct.

Upgraded!! Yip yip yip yip yip

He got married in the firstt place!

Hey, if your wife criticizes that much, get a new one.

Hmmm, where do I begin….

Somehow the “lounge lizard” seemed to have gained ten pounds between panel two and panel four!

He already gave her a clear answer.

The poor girl will die of old age before she finishes the list!

This is going to take a while.

So, she’s beautiful and a psychic, too. Boy, Wiz, you sure can pick ’em.

I have flaws even my beloved hasn’t gotten around to mentioning yet.

(Exhausted half way through?)

She may be a shapeshifter.

You are here……

Some things just grow on you.

After we’d been married 20+ years, I found out that my late wife picked me. So there must not be enough wrong with me to send me away.

Hey, did she just get fatter from panel 2 to panel 4?