Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 15, 2023

We’ve had record little snow. Grandkids have been out once on the sledsFor those that don’t know Wiley move from Maine to the banana belt

(snort)

I would respond, “No I love winter, can you arrange more of it?”

What kinds of spirits? More than 40 percent?

Time to visit Cassadaga, Florida.

oh come on, this is just psychotic desperation.

Prove your psychic ability by providing at least two snowflakes exactly the same.

We didn’t have winter this year. Just a single cold snap that lasted a few days.

He’s probably the only one around there that feels this way.

Lucky guess!

Not much here in lower Michigan. Rain and 50 degrees on Valentine’s Day

Not this year, ma’am, certainly not in much of New England.

wow, shes good

As an old panda, who likes to tempt fate with a little snow shoveling, it’s been a zero snow year. I’m a little sad. Us old coots want to die, face down in a snow bank, not some hospital bed.

Honey looks out the window … ‘’Why is he taking a nap? He hasn’t finished the driveway.’’

Hey ! everyone is it just me or is the weather , ( all over the world ) getting ready for something that we have never see before ?

This used to be the time of year we waited for the Swimsuit Issue! not an event anymore. Year-round flesh peddlers

I live in the Northeast and it has been a fabulous winter so far. Supposed to get to 57 today. I’m watching some weather reporter in Atlanta, GA who is obsessed with having 4 feet or more of snow here!!! She should move to Canada instead of living in GA!!!

You know, I have noticed the spirits that haunt me this time of year are shrouded in Down comforters.

You don’t need a psychic for that!

“… and your name … your name begins with … a letter, right?”

A friend of mine visited an empath, or whatever, and seemed quite impressed that the person had “divined” or “sensed,” that A: “Sometimes you feel alone.” and B: “Sometimes you feel that you don’t get enough credit for. what you do.” That’ll be fifty dollars, please. (This was the late 70’s, it sound cheap.)

What was your first clue?

Ya see ma, ya see, I told ya madam Zelda was right!! Now we should invest in her whale bone corsets business like she said!!!

I’ll bet she didn’t predict the snow

I love winter every year. Live in Florida.

You know times are bad when psychics have to panhandle

This comic is no longer entertaining, yes . I do get it.

He has a cold shoulder he can give her.

Then I must be psychic, too!

When I first moved to Colorado Springs in ’94 we had afternoon thunder storms most summer days and a fair bit of snow every winter.

Thanks to climate change we’ve seen a fair bit of change in the weather patterns here, mostly leaning toward drought conditions.

Last summer we had very few storms of any kind… so the drought goes on. And it continues on into the winter. We’ve had very little snow this year, right up until last night. This morning I woke to several inches and more forecast for today.

It won’t last though, not with temps in the high 40’s and low 50’s in the forecast for the next five to seven days and little to no precip.

More Danae, please!

Is that the opposite of a hot take?

There must be a word for stating the obvious.

I just got back in from a bike ride. It still manages to get icky on the weekends, but not cold enough to snow. Haven’t had a flurry all year and the daffodils have been up since the last week of January.

“Oh. Gee. Amazing. How do you do it?”

A starter for 10 points for stating the bleedin’ obvious.

Twin Cities Mn. When I arrived in 1967, standard Mn Winter was:

- sweaters by 01 Sep.

- lined jacket and gloves by 01 Oct.

- 1st snow that stuck at the end of Oct (Halloween snow) and beginning of parka weather.

- by mid Nov, solid snow on the ground, harsh Winter conditions that lasted until sometime in April. First -0⁰F night.

- end of Nov, temp below 0⁰F in daytimes until first week of Jan.

- in Jan, 3-day chinook (day temps above 40⁰F), then back to solid -0⁰F until mid to late Feb.

- mid to late Feb, 1st day above 0⁰F.

- mid to late March, 1st day above 32⁰F, 1st night above 0⁰F.

- late Apr, early May, last night below 32⁰F

-mid to late May, first flowers showed their shoots, trees budding.

Since the mid-1980s, that all has moved up the temp scale by 35⁰F. This year we had our 1st -0⁰F night just 3 weeks ago. Jan chinook was a high of 80⁰F.

But climate change is a lie. Just ask the reporters at Fox.