Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 19, 2023

ONLY SHORT BEERS?

The king is a fink!

If Rod walks in a crouch, that spear is gonna be tough in crowds.

Was that shot or short for drinks

Le Petite Fink !

Objection! You’re out of order! (The strips, that is)

The fink is a short sh¡t! Na na na na na

As someone who is 6’8" tall I would hate to see any tall people have to wear suits (or any clothes) that short.

Another day at the Florida Governor’s Mansion

“Hey! Someone short-sheeted my bed!”

It’s the Law… ッ

Short-change is legal today.

And this was years before anyone had heard of Ron DeSantis.

That’s called “equity”. He would fit in perfectly with today’s “progressives”.

Apparently everyone is supposed to learn the word diminutive in fourth grade.

Before his time. The P. C. police at work. He must love CRT too.

Unwise for those people to say that.