In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 18, 2023

Slimer.

I’m giving it all i’ve got coach.

“I am hustling! … So to speak.”

Don’t give him salt tablets.

Slime is too thick to dribble.

Let’s slime those guys, this time, go……go……go……..team.

Look behind you, that´s Van McCoy in the corner.

Going for that layup….*5 years later*….yep still going for it

Maybe somebody will make it to the basket before the time runs out

“At least I’m not bench-oozing!”

Shell game. :)

Just Escargot…

Dribbling … not so much!

If he had some leaping ability, maybe he could do a slime dunk .

Go slug it out!

let’s get the lead out – you guys are moving at snail’s pace!

It’s all relative…relatively speaking…